Jock 1: Hey Schneebly, if you can
get with that chick from the cheerleading club, i'll join the chess club and tell everyone you're hung with a massive bear cock, shlonger than a horse
Nerd 1: One would hypothesise that the chances of that happening are little to zero. but oh well as they do say, 'You Only Live Once'
*Schneebly
triumphantly fails and bears the
embarrassment of a horrendous wet patch around the genitalia for the rest of the day. the excitement of it all also leaves a nasty amount of fresh knob cheese strewn all over his new boxers.
Jock 1: Dude! YOLOL