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I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

Wounded Warsong 

One of the most popular music composed by Akira Yamaoka for Silent Hill 4: the Room. Its style is similar to that of a native american music with a combination of modern music. It is heard half-way in the game, signing the player's fateful mission.
Person 1: What's that heart-pounding music I hear?

Person 2: It's Wounded Warsong...
Wounded Warsong by Mrs.Satan November 15, 2009

wounded sea pigeon 

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying
Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"
wounded sea pigeon by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009

Wounded Indian Tribe 

This is a combination of the Wounded Seagull and the Wounded Indian. In this maneuver the woman takes the 3-5 penises outlined in the wounded seagull and all of the men then bust in her hair and form a mohawk. They then dance around her in a group making indian noises and war cries
That girl I was with last night was a freak. I was just going to do the wounded indian, but she asked for my friends to join in and we ended up doing the wounded indian tribe instead

wounded soldier 

Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.
Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.
wounded soldier by A-row May 27, 2003

bayonette the wounded 

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party
Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded