Woodfield 

Among the Top 10 largest malls in North America. Woodfield Mall is located in Schaumburg, IL and is a focal point for activity in the northwestern suburbs of Chicago. It's not just any mall, since most people mention it by name rather than "the mall."

Hey, I'm probably gonna go to Woodfield tonight...you wanna go with?

Woodfield by acb November 15, 2005

Woodfielding 

The Act of spamming or tricking an unknowing particpant into viewing copius amounts of Dr. Ian Woodfiield's face, from his picture source, that of AQA sociology.

Person 1: Damn, just been Woodfielded, he's all over my computer and coursework, my files are all renamed Woodfield.

Person 2: lol, I was the one Woodfielding you... U MAD?

Woodfielding by packardmaster October 21, 2011

Woofied 

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

Woofied by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

woodfellas 

Young gangsterlike carpenters.

Damn, those woodfellas framed that house crazy fast.

woodfellas by Chris Latini January 10, 2008

Woodied 

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

Woodied by Graham1993 December 1, 2009

Woodsfield Wallop 

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.

Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.

Woodsfield Wallop by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013

Windfields Middle School 

Your average TDSB school. Most kids are average except for this one madly talented legend; Shaayl. This kid is the sole reason why anyone goes to this school. The teachers and students alike love him for his generally funny and awesome self. Someone give him an award. Also, he is friends with Drake

Guy 1: Yo are those kids from Windfields Middle School
Guy 2: the school run by Shaayl

Guy 1: yeye that one

Windfields Middle School by cat2boy9 June 2, 2020