Woku 

A nickname used to describe a small brown girl from Radford, Virginia. It was given to her by Sissy in Madrid, Spain. Henceforth, anytime said brown girl does anything at all, someone in the vicinity shall scream "WOKUUUUUUUUUUU!" until his/her lungs scream out.

Neha: "What's for lunch?"
Someone: "WOKUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Woku by backscratcher203033 November 27, 2011

Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021

wokusts 

very woke people who swarm and attack

Wokusts like them are the types you've got to watch out for – they'll blow up any transgression without a second thought.

wokusts by Scott in Champoeg October 28, 2020

wokus pokus 

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.

Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

wokus pokus by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021

Wokus Pokus 

The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.

Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.

Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.

Corporation tweets:

‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’

Response:

Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus

Wokus Pokus by Hypnotron January 13, 2021

wokushuda 

It's when you would have could have should have

Boy 1: "Man your ex is so much hotter now. Why didn't you try to marry her when you could?"
Boy 2: "IDK man, wokushuda!"

wokushuda by がが June 8, 2020

Wokushuda 

When you would have should have could have...

BOY 1 : "Why didn't you marry your ex girlfriend while you could've?"
BOY 2: "IDK man, wokushuda!"

Wokushuda by がが June 8, 2020