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Windpipe by La Grand Coque October 22, 2011
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Windpipe Faggot
A person who likes to pleasure his or herself using obscure objects larger than 5 inches. This normally results in bleeding from the anus. examples of these objects include, icepicks, pencils, rulers, candy canes, shovels, night lights, blow dryers, Hess trucks, Barbie dolls, Etc..
Exapmle 1:
Matt: Hey Jared guess what
Jared: Whats up?
Joe: Jared..Matt is gay!
Matt: Well Joes a windpipe faggot
Example 2:
Joe: Come on guys we gotta get to work!
Matt: Work? since when do we do work in this class you windpipe faggot? Shut the fuck up and go shove something up your asshole
Joe: But Matt I don't do that
Jared:Yes you do your a windpipe faggot
Example 3:
Teacher: So class how is everyone
Matt: Joe is a windpipe faggot
Teacher: I know. Joe is a Silly little faggot. I heard last week `
Mett: I heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his ass.
Dana: Oh my god I love him!
Matt: Hey Jared guess what
Jared: Whats up?
Joe: Jared..Matt is gay!
Matt: Well Joes a windpipe faggot
Example 2:
Joe: Come on guys we gotta get to work!
Matt: Work? since when do we do work in this class you windpipe faggot? Shut the fuck up and go shove something up your asshole
Joe: But Matt I don't do that
Jared:Yes you do your a windpipe faggot
Example 3:
Teacher: So class how is everyone
Matt: Joe is a windpipe faggot
Teacher: I know. Joe is a Silly little faggot. I heard last week `
Mett: I heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his ass.
Dana: Oh my god I love him!
Windpipe Faggot by posermoser January 10, 2008
The ole' Washington Windpipe
While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
The ole' Washington Windpipe by Calxn May 2, 2012
rip off your head and shit down your windpipe
An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
rip off your head and shit down your windpipe by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
Chicago Windpipe
Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!
Chicago Windpipe by soamazing32 June 23, 2010
Juggalo Windpipe
In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.
Juggalo Windpipe by ZachFromLindy October 6, 2012