"He's only got a little wigglesmiggler but he's father to 7 healthy children"
"When we got back to his and he pulled out his wigglesmiggler it was so awkward but he had me climaxing like an eastern European midget full of Mandingo blacksnake"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.