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white boarding 

the act of jizzing on a friends keyboard in a mean spirited practical joke
"shit dude someone just fuckin jizzed on my keybord"

"yea dude i went white boarding last night !!"

White boarding 

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?
Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”
White boarding by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022

whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

wineboarding 

The act of laying beneath the spigot of a large wine cask, with the tap pointing at one's mouth and turning it on. Swallowing as fast as one can, it is similar to a reverse keg stand, with the object being to get very quickly intoxicated....
I went to a winery in Portugal and got wasted wineboarding....
wineboarding by balls104 June 12, 2018

Whiteboarding 

Using a woman as a whiteboard with erasable markers. Most often an expression of affection or noting particular talents that endear.
The wife looks good Whiteboarding "facial cum slut" after I unloaded on her face I just had to do some writing,you should see the pictures

3 hole certified, cum dump, facial cum slut, throated, facial angel, cum face

wife girl woman slut
Whiteboarding by Whiteboarder January 7, 2012

whiteboarding 

The act of bringing a whiteboard along to public places to attract unneeded attention, best when used on Sunday Funday.

You can order drinks, communicate with people across the street, interrupt lunch dates, make people feel awkward... the possibilities are endless.
Hey dude, let's go whiteboarding today and chill on the patio in uptown with a few beers