Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
today i was in a hurry and when i poopedi forgot to wipe so there was ass wax left over or
dude i must have sharted cause there some ass wax left back there.