Warranty 

Time after which any type of device will stop working right.

Nick : 13 month after I bought it, my iPod doesn't work anymore.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.

Warranty by DaSNooZ April 3, 2009

warranty burn 

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.

Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.

warranty burn by Loochness September 4, 2013

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Void Your Warranty 

A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked

Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!

Void Your Warranty by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

boob warranty 

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

boob warranty by stacykiller December 4, 2010

Your car’s extended warranty 

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021