Wammered 

The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.

"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"

or

"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."

Wammered by MC Wammer June 3, 2013

wammered 

Combination of "Wasted" and "Hammered". Commonly used at parties where excessive drinking is occuring. Spoken when one self is past the "Wasted" and "Hammered" level, but not quite at the "Passed out" level.

"Dude, I am totally wammered right now!"

wammered by Michael Kirschbaum July 12, 2008

whammered 

A combination of wasted and hammered

Dude, we got so whammered last night!

whammered by Carol Creel December 30, 2007