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V. 1. Having physically inflicted heavy damage upon. Physically destroyed, clobbered, or assaulted. (Most often used literally, not figuratively)
"If I find out who stole my wallet, their ass is as good as waltzed, no questions asked!"

"Yesterday I saw this girl get her lil' ass waltzed by her drunk-ass husband. I wanted to go help her, but shit, her husband is a big motherfucker!"
Waltzed by Eazyazamp49er February 14, 2012
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When a conversation is hijacked by someone who then completely changes the topic.

First observed on the Dailygammon Forum
A person post a message on the Dailygammon forum.

Walt (not his real name) replies to the topic and yet within 3 posts is talking about brunette wife #3, a motorbike, Corvette, or guitar. Or all of them!

This conversation has now been waltzed.
Waltzed by There is only one Amber October 21, 2010
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When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED
WALTZED
WALTZED by Bort Shnort February 1, 2019
Fell victim to a time vampire.

Unwitting workers typically find themselves Wantzed when they respond to the old "Quick question for you" tactic.
Bocephus: "Why didn't Waldo meet his deadline?"

Araphelon: "He got Wantzed. Our special little snowflake kept him tied up with nonstop, idiotic, pointless, questions for three solid days."

Bocephus: "Hope he finds another job soon."
Wantzed by Have a Spare Stake? September 26, 2012

Orb Waltzer 

A person who enters into a task late, doing nothing, and declaring victory or credit as if they had participated when they did not. Derived from the classic description of how the Orbis Protectors triumphantly crossed the battlefield during the Norman Conquest of 1066.
Student A: Wow, I can't believe we got an A on the group project!

Student B: "We"? Come on, don't be an orb waltzer. You didn't even do the 3 PowerPoint slides you promised us.
Orb Waltzer by OrbLover69 April 28, 2023

waltzer boy 

someone that you find attractive, but may not be available, or you may not know them.
"wow, that is a waltzer boy right there"
waltzer boy by lucy283 April 2, 2013
Wal.ted (wol’ded) adjective or adverb

1. When a normal mild mannered person or living creature changes from being victimized and transforms into the predator.
2. A permanent absence of fear caused by events that have become unbearable.

3. From the root word 'wild'.
4. A permanent and irreversible state of wildness.
5. Actively deciding to stop being afraid and begin instigating confrontation.
6. Comparable and taken from the transformation of Walter White (Bryan Cranston) from high school chemistry teacher into methamphetamine drug dealing kingpin. from the television series 'Breaking Bad'
7. Realizing that intelligence defeats intimidation and applying it regardless of the cost or perceived danger.
These cats of mine have become walted. They have become so wild they are uncontrollable.
Walted by DoNotWatch Inc. May 26, 2015