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The William Wallace 

How to perform “The William Wallace

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

wallace presentation 

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".
Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.
wallace presentation by Shames October 11, 2015

Wallace presentation 

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.
William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge
Wallace presentation by Shames October 29, 2015

The Wallman jog 

The act of running around Wallman Hall of Fairmont State University (Located in Fairmont, WV). This is normally due to an actor's need to enter from the opposite side of the stage in a very short amount of time.
OMG! I need to enter SR in just one scene!" "Better take the Wallman jog!
The Wallman jog by Masquers chick December 4, 2010

wallace and gromit 

Originally a Trilogy of Stop Motion animation shorts by Nick Park following the Character Wallace and his Dog Gromit (named after the piece of electronic equipment: A Grommet)
Through their adventures involving a pair of mechanical trousers and a penguin, A small mischevious sheep, and trips to the moon in a homemade rocket.

Despite what you may read above, None of the episodes (including the film) are based in, or on Wensleydale, Wallace loves the cheese...That's about it.. The characters live at
62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan, Lancashire.
This is seen when Gromit collects the morning post, and the envelope shows a Wigan postcode.
Person 1: Ever seen Wallace and Gromit?
Person 2: No...Wtf's that?
Person 1: *Bitchslap's*
wallace and gromit by Si1990 June 8, 2007

Toby Wallace 

Toby Walllace is a very talented and sexy young actor who is best known as Campbell Eliot in Netflix's The Society.
That's the underrated actor from The Society, that's Toby Wallace
Toby Wallace by lmfaowhatisthisplace February 24, 2021