WTFJ 

WTFJ = what the fuck jesus
Used when it could have only been jesus that did it... or you are using jesus as a scape goat... you bad person you.

so jesus was all like oh no i'll die for your sins. but then he came back and I was all like 'wtfj? are we sinned again?'

So lightning struck my cat today and I was like WTFJ?

WTFJ by WTFJ March 31, 2009

wtfjpn 

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

wtfjh 

What the fuck just happened?

Use as needed.

Man1: dude i got a new car today!! :D
Man2: oh really what kind?
Man1: No, I don't, thats disgusting!
Man2: wait... what? I just asked what kind of car it was.
Man1: Oh my god! You sick jerk! *signs off*
Man2: ...
Man2: wtfjh

wtfjh by BDZ292 March 7, 2010

wtfjh 

"what the fuck just happened?"; what you say when you get super blazed on some good weed and then something happens but you have no fucking clue what's going on and then you just transport to the present and you're thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and then you say "what the fuck just happened?" and then you burst into a psychotic laugh at your own stupidity.

Connie: "Why is Jane all spaced out over there?"

Tyler: "Just give her a few. "
*3 seconds later*
Jane: "wtfjh!!!!!!"*laughs psychotically*

wtfjh by wiggerhugger March 19, 2019

WTFJB

What The Fuck Joe Biden

WTFJB, enough already, we can't afford it.

WTFJB by 2B+ December 25, 2022

wtfjack?! 

Similar to wtf?! or even omgwtf?!, wtfjack?! can be used to express shock, indignance, disbelief, confusion, and a whole host of other emotions.

- llamallamallamallama llamallamallamallama llamallamallamallama llamallamaJACK!
- wtfjack?!

wtfjack?! by allyk July 1, 2005

WTFJS 

wat the freak jock strap

i knw like wtfjs

WTFJS by sexybck0308 January 14, 2009