Vietnam-Vet 

An old, grizzled, wounded and war-torn snatch that has seen a lot of action and looks traumatised by conflict.....

That Cougar that I copped off with at Cinderella Rockefellers the other night was older than I thought, she had a real "Vietnam-Vet" down there.......I should've called a medic

Vietnam-Vet by cheffykins April 23, 2011

The Disabled Vietnam Vet 

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

The Disabled Vietnam Vet by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017

set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets

im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet

set like a vietnam vet by awhootin October 1, 2012

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention 

A good way to start a riot

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention by queensburykid July 31, 2022

Vietnametal 

Vietnametal (Pronounced Vietna-metal) is the word used to describe Vietnamese Metal music/bands. Most un-hardcore, many of their songs are simply power ballads. This music cannot be enjoyed by any species except Poison fans, as they are too far gone to realize what the fuck is going on.

Matt: "Hey steve, check out the sweet new music ive gotten hold of, it's Vietnametal."

*Steve throws earphone away in disgust*

Steve: "That is crap, its worse than poison. It's just Asian power ballads!"

*Matt's insides finally begin to melt after continued exposure to Poison.

Vietnametal by Timmy_222 May 25, 2009

vetnam 

Doggy style so rough you're basically a vegetarian.

Hey bro, I'm went totally vetnam last week.

vetnam by Vetnam_Jim_IM_VAGEN February 28, 2018