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The most amazing person you will ever meet, Varcus is commonly used to name boys for new parents. Often described as an introvert, they WILL scream in your ear if you don't shout 10 times and spin in a circle with 'Lovesick Girls' playing in the background.
"is that a megaphone or is that varcus?"
Varcus by lamborghinimercedes October 19, 2020
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A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.
I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.
varmus by thedouche March 6, 2009
a valcussy is when a valcano has a vagina, if the earth has sexual intercourse, the valcussy will erupt and spray it's valcussy discharge everywhere.
I got too excited and went fast into that valcussy, my stuff was very warm.
valcussy by valcussy expert July 11, 2021
Simply the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Short, smart, and sexy. No one can make your heart flutter the way same way she can. She is also an incredibly skilled writer. Also, never under any circumstances steal her snacks. Beware if she has scissors.
"I really hope I get to see Varusha today, that would make my day."

"Did Varusha write this? It's beautiful."

"Varusha never fails to impress me, she's always doing something incredible."

"Did you seriously just eat that milk tart? That was for Varusha! You better run."
Varusha by Mr. 9000 December 22, 2021

Varushka 

Varushka is a hella hot girl! ๐Ÿ”ฅ She is really kind, and would make a great friend to anyone, as long as you respect her, just as much as she respects you! She is quite an introvert, but that's what makes her so adorable! Sometimes she can be a badass to the people who mess with her, but overall she is amazing!
Heather the Popular girl's thoughts: Damn I'm so pretty...
Others: Wow! Varushka is like the hottest person ever! And we thought Heather was pretty ๐Ÿคจ
Varushka by AReallyRandomDude April 8, 2021
Nick Heppner's real name.
Vargus=Fungus, Fungus=Nothing... Vargus=Nothing!
Vargus by checkoutlilgiobeats! October 16, 2008