Vagina-Cat 

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

Vagina-Cat by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

the cat's vagina

an alternative to the partisan phrase 'the dogs' bollocks'.

Wow the girl is so frickin super awesome, truely she is the cat's vagina.

the cat's vagina by love fist June 27, 2009

vagina caterpillar 

Grower not shower

You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly

vagina caterpillar by EmrahST September 4, 2021

cats vagina

Worse then a pussy is a cat's vagina. You are basically reiterating how large of a pussy the individual is.

Ryan: dude your gay

Jesse: dude your a fuckin cats vagina don't talk

cats vagina by Jbrusee November 26, 2009

cattywampus vagina 

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

cattywampus vagina by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

cats vagina by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

Catastrophic vagina 

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

Catastrophic vagina by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018