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Sharth Vader 

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?
Sharth Vader by shartilingus October 4, 2011
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darth vader grilled cheese 

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."
I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

darth vader 

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
I wish he was MY dad.
darth vader by bigtones October 5, 2004

Vader Pussy 

When a woman's genitals are particularly grotesque and comparable to how Darth Vader's face appeared after he removed his mask in Return of the Jedi.

Coined on the Nerdist Podcast #54 by Chris Hardwick.
She had a body like Princess Leia, but she's got that Vader Pussy.

She's got that Vader Pussy.
What do you mean?
It's my father.
- Kevin Smith on the subject of Vader Pussy.
Vader Pussy by Tarr'Lorre February 22, 2011

vader's fist 

Nickname of the 501st Legion of Imperial Stormtroopers. In addition to a group in Star Wars lore, there is also a costuming group of the same name.
"The soldiers of Vader's Fist are widely known for their level of dedication and loyalty".
vader's fist by xxCorrectorxx December 12, 2008

Vader Choke 

The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.
1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch

2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.
Vader Choke by Adroa July 14, 2009