Urquhart 

Dear 'People Who Have Already Written A Definition For Urquhart'
Urquhart does NOT have anything to do with:
a) Jerking Off
b) Describing Something in a Negative Way
or
c) Touching Someone Inappropriately
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Urquhart is actually a Scottish surname, given to those of Scottish heritage - given that they or their ancestors are/were part of the Urquhart Clan. Urquhart is also the name of a castle in Scotland, named Urquhart Castle, located by the Loch Ness.

From,
Someone in the Urquhart Clan, who you have offended severely. Xoxo

Urquhart: a clan, or a castle.

Urquhart by anonymous-scotsman October 5, 2018

urquhart 

in a state of absolute sexual orientation leading to wanking at least 3/4 times a day.

I think my mate is a bit urquhart right now

urquhart by Dabber123mcbigdick September 20, 2018

urquhart 

Closet gay who strokes men off at conferences

An Urquhart gay postdoc from Nottingham, UK

urquhart by HappyHardcore December 9, 2008

Urquhart 

To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.

John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping

Urquhart by fudgeganoosh December 29, 2010

Urquhart 

Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.

Opening statement: "I once phoned a man in my work that was called Urquhart. He was amazed that I pronounced his name correctly"

Reply from the rest of the group involved in the conversation: "Urquhart!"

Urquhart by NonTwitcher April 25, 2015

Urquhart 

To urquhart - To sexually violate someone

Roger got Urquharted in the club last night

Urquhart by nps123 March 1, 2015

Urquhart 

A cunt.

From Urquhart.

Your a wee Urquhart today

Urquhart by Urquhart January 28, 2020