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Flying Unicorn 

A sexual position that produces almost no pleasure for either of the two participants. A male must insert his testicles (both are mandatory) into the females anal cavity while she is on all fours. Thusly his erect penis will protrude from her cheeks creating the unicorns horn. The man can then spread his arms, or "wings" outwards placing the finishing touches on the flying unicorn.
Kevin elegantly spread his wings atop his glistening steed of a unicorn, who was quite the hot little number, creating the perfect Flying Unicorn.
Flying Unicorn by Klusky May 15, 2005

unicornflake 

A derogatory slang term for an entitled, self-important person. Derived from the seborrheic dermatitis that falls from a typically manbunned male while salmoning on an electric unicycle on crowded city sidewalks. Other sightings include a female throwing elbows while stumbling erratically and texting. Sometimes observed in their natural habitat on pubic transit with an un-removable full backpack while carrying an electric unicycle.
The unicornflakes at the Taylor Swift concert were dancing like flies on a cows ass when the wind picks up.
unicornflake by unicornflake January 10, 2019

unicornly 

a synonym of unique/uniquely
That's one unicornly fanfic he wrote!
unicornly by mg18 August 20, 2021

Unicornlystical 

That gurl is unicornlystical!!

Unicornlystical 

OMG SISTER! That was SO UNICORNLYSTICAL!!