Umpilo

A game that involves one or more men stripping to the nude and somehow stimulating their penises to a solid and strong erection. After doing so one player may then put their hands behing their back and use only their hips to hit small objects (cashews, peanuts, peas, etc.) into a goal (trash can, bucket, girl's mouth, etc.).

Man that was a kick ass game of Umpilo Tim! We sure showed Brian that we know how to shoot those cashews into Suzie's mouth!

Umpilo by Robert Cranston April 10, 2005

umpicorn 

The masturbation session before a party full of attractive women.

"I had an umpicorn before the no pants party so I don't act too thirsty"

umpicorn by bigdaddyupicorn November 30, 2016

Umploy 

The act of deploying an umbrella.

They umployed the umbrella.

Umploy by TheCaptainJosephBroseph November 2, 2013

umpalokindumpa 

a small fat little person who eats lots of cupcakes

i want cupcakes because im a umpalokindumpa.
no you too fat and little stop eating and grow!

umpalokindumpa by Sophi Short December 1, 2006

umphilo

Umphilo is a being of pure class and elegance. He vibrates on a different and higher wavelength. Umphilo has a high rejection rate, it’s very difficult to get into his school cause he has very high standards. He is generous but if you get on his wrong side, well, say your prayers.

I saw Umphilo the other day, he is so fine

umphilo by Jonjoshelvy98 November 22, 2021

uPilot

Actual best moderator on the FearsomeFire Official Server.

"im gonna ping upilot"
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

uPilot by bloblert March 14, 2022

uPilot

Ice dodo server mapmaker who makes really easy maps

person 1: hey look its uPilot!
person 2: bro if you like uPilot you're going too easy on yourself
uPilot: :(

uPilot by professional_circle January 17, 2023