Twitter Twit 

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

Twitter Twit by visrat March 19, 2009

twitter twit 

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.

I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.

twitter twit by liztastic March 15, 2009

Twitter Twit 

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.

1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.

Twitter Twit by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011

twitter-twitter bang-bang 

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.

You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.

twitter-twitter bang-bang by DocWord June 29, 2009

Twitter being Twitter 

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter

"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"

Twitter being Twitter by NormieNormie April 9, 2021

Twitter user 

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real

911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.

Twitter user by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 21, 2022

Twitter 

passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).

"Let me add you on twitter.."

Twitter by F.E.Shoebash October 15, 2014