Turdsworth 

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

Turdsworth by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015

Turdsworth 

1. A person who is of equal or less importance to a turd.
2. A person who smells like shit
3. Asians
4. A person who steps in shit

' Ha! you fucking turdsworth '
' Jon, your a turdsworth '

Rob: 'Oi Jon, i heard your mom stepped in shit'
Jon: 'Yeah she did'
Rob: 'Turdsworth'

Turdsworth by The.Angry.Dwarf December 2, 2009

Turdworthy 

Preferred literature of defecation.

I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.

Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

Toadsworth 

The old guy who follows princess peach around. He is a member of the Toad race. Each toad has a mushroom head, but since Toadsworth is very old his head is grey. He is princess's peach escort and appears in a number of videogames.

However. most of the time when something pad happens (for example princess peach gets captured) he just stands there and tells someone (like mario) to go out and rescue her.

Any way. he is a pretty cool character who also always carries a staff around, though he has no physical strength he does provide from time to time a good dose of comic relief.

Toadsworth - "Oh no the princess was captured AGAIN by Bowser! Mario it is up to you to save her!"

Mario - "Let's-a-go!"

Toadsworth by GAMERS1234GO4321 October 17, 2009

Tardworthy 

Tardworthy, used to insult somone who has done something completly stupid, neh tardworthy.

"betty, what you just did then is tardworthy!"

Tardworthy by Andy Woodsterr February 24, 2008

turdsmotherer 

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.

i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer

turdsmotherer by anonomous January 3, 2005

Toadsworth

Toadsworth is a character from the “Super Mario” franchise. He has appeared in several installments of the franchise, but his most notable appearance was in the GameCube hit, “Super Mario Sunshine”. He is often always by princess peaches side in his appearances. He is often regarded by many people, even you, (yes, YOU.) As the must the most “tuff” character in video game history.

He hasn’t appeared in a Mario game for almost a decade, and many toadsworth fans online have expressed their disappointment.

Do better Nintendo.

“Look out boys don’t touch that stuff!” -Toadsworth

“Yo that’s so tuff, but not as tuff as toadsworth” -some random dude who knows ball

Toadsworth by a_guy521 February 7, 2026