Turdless 

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

Turdless by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

turdlets 

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

turdlets by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Wordness to the Turdness 

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

Wordness to the Turdness by Pubeypie August 30, 2021

turtless 

Some little kid on xbox. He may or may not be downs. Known to stay up past his bedtime.

Wiseguy: Did you see that kid just get spawn killed through a metal wall?
Nameless: Yeah that was turtless for ya

turtless by NamelessArc046 May 21, 2018

TURDLES 

where you take a shit on a turdles

DUDE I DID A turdles

TURDLES by do A FlIp November 8, 2019

Turdessence 

The essence of fecal matter, and more specifically turd. Or small amounts of excrement.

There was turdessence in the baby's dirty diaper.

Turdessence by Antibardajk July 10, 2022