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Turbolard 

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.
I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.
Turbolard by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

turboturd 

Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.
I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.
turboturd by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

turbotard 

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
turbotard by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025