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A tuzzard is a reference to a woman's clit after she has done steroids. The clit lengthens is size. Due to the testosterine levels in the steroids, the clit becomes adopts a penile state. ITS LONG AND SLOPPY.
A woman on steroids has a big tuzzard.
tuzzard by Leah Halcomb October 7, 2007
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To engage in a swimming activity in the nude.
Tozza by DiGiT! February 3, 2010

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When your fantasy football team league goes rouge, leading to a bunch of tezzardz.
There is a conspiracy in my fantasy football league I think they are all tezzardz
tezzardz by Marshall tucker October 17, 2021
tizzard- this word can be used when attempting to insult someone in the most harsh way possible. by calling someone a tizzard you are infact saying:- you are a genetic deformation, the entire human race would be much better off without you, you insult me just being here, you are a 'weak effort', if i was related to you i would kill myself and all of my family, you are a joke.
1- i failed all my GCSE's, im such a tizzard.
2- see that drunk guy lying in his own puke? what a tizzard.
3- a)hey dude, you want a bit on my spliff? b)no thanks, i have homework to do. a)YOU TIZZARD
tizzard by evi bob August 30, 2006
I'm tizzarrd right now man.
tizzarrd by theowlhoothoot January 8, 2014
A big fat gay who reckons hes ard but he aint. He reckons he can rock out but I (Paul) can do it betterer.
Tozzas a Prick or Whats that ur gay? O just like Tozza then.
Tozza by Paul Grace November 15, 2004