Toupe 

A sexual move: Party A licks Party B's ass hole, and continuing that lick, goes up the back and then, in a circular motion with the tongue, continues the lick all up in the hair of Party B.

Hey Helga, I could really use a toupe right now!

Toupe by Jesse O. Roy February 17, 2008

Toupe 

when a guy is watching a movie with a girl with a sleeveless shirt, and puts his arm around the girl, and his underarm hair lays on top of her head

Julia: Hey cindy how was the movie with richard?
Cindy: It would have been better but i had a stanky toupe blocking my view.

Toupe by fat boy lover February 4, 2010

toupe 

A toupe for women. Usually worn by the balding younger generation, this lovely patch of fine curly hair is placed upon the sparce area and combed into the original hair.

Leila eats the poop soup while she wears a toupe.

toupe by Ariel R-C November 28, 2007

toupe 

....anything random

granda at the party dropped her toupe;i took a toupe on the front lawn; i stripped down to my toupe

toupe by blahhsnof November 5, 2010

presidential toupe 

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

presidential toupe by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

The Salty Toupe 

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

The Salty Toupe by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

arabian toupe

when u r taking it up the ass u shit on the other persons weener so there weenner head resembles a head with a toupe on

'my uncle raped me up the but'ses jimmy 'aww man u shoulda give that fucker an arabian toupe that will teach him' replys phillep

arabian toupe by mr arabian February 27, 2009