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Toocan Sam 

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.
Toocan Sam by James March 6, 2004

toocan sam 

a girl named jess stevens with a big nose and nice tits.
hey look its toocan sam. caw caw
toocan sam by shawno October 12, 2004

toocan knows 

When you get a wiff of a certain smell in the air and an urge comes over you to follow the smell with your nose.
#1. Did you smell that?
#2. No
#3. (with nose raised High in the air) Follow me.
#4. Where are you guy's going?

#1. Follow the nose toocan knows
toocan knows by gangstagoldfish April 25, 2011
Tacoana is a group of attractive people, male or female, that all enjoy tacos
Person 1: I really like tacos
Person 2: join tacoana, your pretty hot, and you like tacos

Person 1: Ok bet
tacoana by Tacoana 🌮 November 29, 2019

Tocanphialotlaphobia 

Why do I have tocanphialotlaphobia?
It means to conga dance while anally probing the person in front of you upside down covered in animal manure
person 1: Yo did you see the toconga at the party last night

Person 2: Yeah i started it
toconga by davehascraves March 13, 2025