To smitty 

To sneak; to cunningly obtain something.

This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.

To smitty by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

shitty to the bone 

It means someone is so bad they were bad all the way through… Bad to the bone.

It can mean how drunk you got the night before.

Did you check out Bob last night? Oh man he was shitty to the bone.

shitty to the bone by Junior Jelly Giant October 30, 2022

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex 

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022