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Toilet Tindering 

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

Blind Tindering 

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.
Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.
Blind Tindering by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

tindernoia 

The paranoid feeling that everyone you see on the street you've recently seen on Tinder.
"Wait. Didn't we just see that chick on tinder?"
"Bro. You just have a case of tindernoia""

"I can't believe I just said that to this SLUT. I hope I never see her in real life."
"Psh. Whatever. Don't be tindernoid"
tindernoia by Mosses* May 7, 2013

Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.
Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.
Tinderizing by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015
Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task
I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering
taddering by Ziggly January 11, 2015

Thundering Molly 

When shagging a lady with spectacles, quickly pull out stick her glasses on your cock and spunk in her eye (no specific one)
I gave your mum a Thundering Molly last night ;)
Thundering Molly by Ace19888888 February 13, 2019