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Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.
We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.
Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

Poop Threshold 

The threshold of finally conversing about poop that occurs between two colleagues which, once surpassed, is the indication of true friendship.
"Hey Macie wanna come over?" -Steve
"Yeah Steve, hold on lemme just poop first." -Macie
"Ah shit alright come back soon!" -Steve
"I might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer Montezuma's Revenge." -Macie
"I'm so glad we just surpassed the Poop Threshold. I love you" -Steve
Poop Threshold by stevied2303 February 10, 2015

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

goat threshold

The level of alcohol intake where you cross the point of no return and spend the evening 'goating around', self control is lost and a hangover is almost inevitable.

Anything after the goat threshold is the birthplace of "It seemed like a good idea at the time".
1. Once you pass the goat threshold there is no return, now hand me the beer funnel.
2. I'm so hung over today, I really crossed the goat threshold early yesterday.
goat threshold by Maever September 8, 2016

Ash Threshold

A concept named after Ash Williams by the Youtuber "The Librarian". It is the point at which horror games lose the ability to scare players after the player was exposed enough to the game and it's contents. It is frequently crossed in the FNaF games, where after enough deaths, the animatronics become an annoying nuisance, than a terrifying enemy to look out for.
Guy 1: I can't keep playing man, this game is too scary.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it will reach the Ash Threshold soon enough and you'll be fine.
Ash Threshold by Oofster1 May 23, 2022

Squidward Threesome 

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.