Thirsty cow 

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

Thirsty cow by sallyhally October 26, 2017

thirst cow 

A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.

My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.

thirst cow by bossman45 February 12, 2014

Thirsty cowboy 

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

Thirsty cowboy by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Thristy Cowboy 

The cupping hand posture similar to a thristy cowboy drinking out of a river, but instead the hand cups the genitals of either sex.

"Seth looked like he was taking a long drink of water with that thirsty cowboy move on Tara."

"Did that guy just give you the thristy cowboy on the dance floor?!"

Thristy Cowboy by DezNutsTsNuts April 20, 2009

I smell thirty cows 

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

I smell thirty cows by Kollando February 25, 2018