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The fannies 

A group of like-fannnied individuals who, when grouped together, party with such abandon and volume that even God joins in.
As individuals fannies are normal, plain looking people…teachers, lawyers, counsellors….but together they transform into a legion of idiots on another scale.
The party was perfectly pleasant until the fannies showed up…it finished sometime on Tuesday….
The fannies by Gggraham August 9, 2021
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The fannies 

A group of normally sane individuals who, when gathered together and intoxicated, take on the characteristics of a stampeding herd of idiotic bison and the volume levels of heavy bombardment.
I stayed at the party until the fannies arrived then I had to get out of there.
The fannies by Gggraham August 18, 2021

The Funniest 

A word used to describe a funny joke. However, if you say it, the world will fucking implode on itself. Wait... oh god: why would you say it!?!?!
Person one: Hey man!
Person two: What?
Person one: Check out this meme; isn't it The Funniest?
Person two: Holy shit we're going to fucking die run for your life
Person one: Amogus
The Funniest by anonymous March 10, 2022

The funniest prank known to man 

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

The funniest person alive 

Slimecical
Slimecical is the funniest person alive

the funnies 

in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.
Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!