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The Woodlands Prepatory School 

It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.
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The Woodlands Preparatory School 

A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.

The Woodlands preparatory school 

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.
Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

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