The Took

Short for Skiatook. A small town in northeast Oklahoma known for its gangsta lifestyle.

Life was hard growin' up on the mean streets of The Took.

The Took by Big Deck January 16, 2011

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karen took the kids

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you

You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...

karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019

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My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

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Karen took the kids

A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.

Person 1: What’s wrong, bro?
Person 2: Karen took the kids.
Person 1: Bro, that sucks.

Karen took the kids by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019