The Seus 

The greatest mythological figure of all freakin' time!!! Sometimes referred to as Theseus but his real name is The Seus. He is invincible and he has a stomp band called The Seus's players.

The Seus is the awesomest person who ever lived.

The Seus by Zach E S June 24, 2009

The Seuss 

Term applied for any US ARMY unit, either active or reserves, whose standards for doing things falls shorter then what is expected of them by the Department of Army and whose chain of command more appropriately mirrors a Dr. Seuss plotline of contradictions and liabilities.

I heard a few boys over in first platoon ended up being attached to the seuss and ended up KIA because of the new LT.

The Seuss by sheepdoginthesand July 1, 2011

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome 

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

Ship Of Theseus 

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius

what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.

Ship Of Theseus by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020

Shit of Theseus

Something that is complete shit that promised to be more and still promises to be more, yet when more shit is added it looks just like the original shit.

Pittsburghs's Western Psych is a real Shit of Theseus with them trying to fix that broken ship, start over and build a real ship!

Shit of Theseus by MangyMagi April 25, 2026