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The Seiz 

A dance move invented to look like one is having a seizure. Short sporadic full body thrusts, in some cases causes neck and spine injury. But The Seiz is the greatest dance move of 2010. Invented in the Howard Johnson Hotel : Room 218.
I was wasted doing the seiz in the middle of the dance floor. I ended bringing back to girls to the hotel because of it.
The Seiz by Dierks Olgensen October 4, 2010
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the seizure 

(n.) The act of fucking your partner while shocking him/her with a tazer. This usually results in seizure-like convulsions during intercourse.
I was giving my girlfriend the seizure last night, and all of a sudden, she became epileptic.
the seizure by Greg6857 January 27, 2007

the seizure hand 

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.
I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee
"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

Seize The Day 

Basically its about taking the ones you love and living every day without ever getting into fights about stupid shit. We don't live forever, you gotta make the days you have with them last.
Keep those you love close, and seize the day.
Seize The Day by PmRm October 10, 2008

seize the cheese 

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.
seize the cheese by drewdavv January 18, 2011

Seize the Z's 

A way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to "Carpe Diem"; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be substituted with "Carpe Z-em"
Bro 1: "man, i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week..."

Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"

Bro 1: "wtf!?"
Seize the Z's by Hotora May 24, 2010