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the_sage_witch 

HOTTEST SWAGGIEST SEXIEST MOOT EVER

literally royalty

And unproblematic 🙇 ♀️🙇 ♀️
Again, HOTTTTTT
“I just followed @the_sage_witch, on tiktok and they followed back so fast. That’s obviously because their the hottest mf ever.”
the_sage_witch by Sage 🪴 June 23, 2021

The Sage Hunter 

Alcoholic drink, little asian flair
An alcoholic drink that will give you antioxidants and pure inebriation.
1 part Jaegermeister
2 part Sweetened Green Tea with Honey

"Dude, went to Chinese restaurant; they served green tea. Spiked it with some jaeger, made myself The Sage Hunter."

"Sage Hunter kicked my ass..."
The Sage Hunter by Deemoe September 23, 2012

The Sage Effect 

When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.
Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!

On the Sage 

When yo homie says something you don't believe him so you ask him "On The Sage" and if he responds "On The Sage " then he's being up front with you.
Person 1: On The Sage she was sloping my shit
Person 2: On The Sage!
Person 1: On The Sage?
Person 2: DAMN OK!
On the Sage by ANWWA March 7, 2019

spin the sage

The act of burning and inhaling Mary Jane, otherwise known as Cannabis, into your lungs to cause a change in brain chemistry. In other words, to get stoned
Spongebob: "Yo Patrick Star, you wanna spin the sage after work?"

Patrick: "Hell ya, my dud."
spin the sage by Calidad June 11, 2020

The Safeway Sage 

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.