The Rattle 

A small firearm, used to shoot up other peoples houses; Usually a handgun but could also be a choppa

I'm gonna pull out that rattle and go *click clack*
Come over and bring the rattle we might go to Johnny's crib.

The Rattle by Employable September 26, 2018

The Rattle Snake 

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

The Rattle Snake by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

The Rattle Snake 

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

The Rattle Snake by Patrick March 10, 2005

jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.

So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...

jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

The tailbone rattle 

Another way of saying twerking. Especially useful for those who do not wish to admit that they twerk and wish to sound more sophisticated.

Alternatively what twerking would have been called had it been invented during the 1930s.

Joe: "Saw you twerking like crazy last night at the club."
Nicholas: "Me? Twerk? Hah! I did the tailbone rattle."

The tailbone rattle by Tobo93 October 25, 2017

Rattle The Cage

1. When someone tries to fuck with Nicolas Cage.

2. To binge watch multiple Nicolas Cage Movies in a day (minimum 4)

1. "Oh shit that guy better put his gun down or he's going to Rattle The Cage."

2. "Yo Netflix just put up like 10 Nic Cage flicks. You down to Rattle The Cage?"

Rattle The Cage by Jerome T. Hound May 7, 2022

rattle the starfish 

To make a loud noise with ones chocolate starfish (anus) in such a way that others can hear said event.

I was in the grocery and totally "Rattle the Starfish" next to this nasty bitch giving me the stink eye.

rattle the starfish by dogleg1 February 1, 2014