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the hash slinging slasher 

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

sling the hash 

Essentially it means "watch you get down and dirty at work".
Can also mean "get to work".

Can also mean to engage in sexual foreplay, or more.
Girl to DJ: I cannot WAIT to watch you sling the hash on Saturday night! It's gonna be totally Mexico.

"So I told him, stop chatting to me and go sling the hash! We have a deadline!"

After leaving Smart Bar, we went back to my place, and slung the hash! lol

The Hash Slinging Slasher 

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
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Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
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Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

The Hash Brown 

someone who has no reason to be neither liked or disliked. There is nothing special about them nor is there anything hateful about them. Their not racing anyones mind nor are they being criticized. They are just there. Kinda like a hash brown.
Hey dude who is she?”
“Oh her? Shes just The Hash Brown, not important

flash the hash

When you rip off your trousers in an orderly fashion and prance about in the town commons to impress your young mistress
Frederick decided to flash the hash when Margarie entered town square on a midsummers eve and what a sight it was as he flaunted his rear with pride.

The Amsterdam Hash King 

A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!