The Guardianz 

Hilal Khan and Sajjad Siddiqui are officially 'The Guardianz'. They cause a mixture of mass 'pwnage' and destruction both in the real world and as gamers.

"Woah! We just got owned by The Guardianz! It has been an honor."

"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."

The Guardianz by Hilal K. January 1, 2009

The Guardian 

A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.

Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".

The Guardian by FightingSocialMarxistNazis August 9, 2017

The Guardian 

The Grauniad is a British left-wing populist rag read by the tweed and corduroy crowd at second rate liberal arts college's . It is known mostly for it's hatred of the United State's, Israel, and Western civilization. It's writer's are fatuous political pimps who write in the style of a frantic housewife whose husband just left her for a younger woman: bitter and vindictive.

The Guardian is required reading if you are middle-class, wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, and like to read books about the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigades.

"I couldn't find the Socialist Worker so I'm reading The Guardian."

The Guardian by RonnieTheGreat April 23, 2008

Killed by the Guardians 

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.

Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.

Killed by the Guardians by Halcylon March 18, 2008

the guardian 

The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about

the guardian by Wattsie August 9, 2006

The Guadiana 

1.Stupid drunk.

2.Getting so drunk, you no longer have control of bodily function or, logical thought patterns. Could lead to dropping a duce on your girlfriends livingroom floor or, pissing/vomiting in the corner at restaurants.

"That bitch broke my heart so I pulled The Guadiana"

The Guadiana by Deeeeeeez Nuts February 13, 2013

The Guardian News 

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

The Guardian News by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021