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The Dicks of Hazard 

A multi-cultural open-age online gang of computer savvy people who don't take any shit off anyone just like ghetto toilet paper. If you know in your heart you can be a dick for a good cause, join The Dicks of Hazard!
1.Some crackhead kept trying to feed my dog, so I called The Dicks of Hazard.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.
The Dicks of Hazard by MadamexXx February 17, 2009

King of the Dicks 

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way
"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"
King of the Dicks by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

sort the dicks 

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.
Tonight we must sort the dicks together.
sort the dicks by Chikalay May 11, 2010

Got the Dicks 

A phrase used when somebody wants to have sex with somebody else.
Emily keeps touching me!
Really? Maybe she's got the dicks for you.
You think she would want that?

Fuck, I've got the dicks hardcore for Jack. Hes a real man.

the supreme dicks 

Art rock noise band started in the 80's which while never successful was cited as influential by such bands as Sonic youth and dinosaur jr.
Hey let's go out to spaceland, I hear the supreme dicks are playing.

Can we get on the guest list?
Not tonight man unless we get there early.

Forget it
the supreme dicks by tvod February 7, 2015

dicks on the wall 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
dicks on the wall by GerthPaul November 24, 2020