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The Chew Zone

Any area which is accessible to a puppy (or other animal) in which the animal can and will destroy property (shoes, toothbrushes, purses, etc...)

The Chew Zone can be redefined as said animal grows.
Ex 1. Since I left my shoes in the chew zone, Spot went to town.

Ex 2. Don't leave anything in the chew zone if you want to see it in one piece again.
The Chew Zone by kat liz July 27, 2009

Earl the Chew Gnome 

When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"

On the [Chew]

Yo, last night I took Shelly home and totally got On the Chew.
On the [Chew] by K4T4eva May 14, 2012

chew the scenery 

In the acting profession, to over-act, ham it up
Instead of chewing the scenery as he has in other films, the actor delivered a subtle performance.
chew the scenery by Barb July 30, 2003

chew the fat 

It is a verb, used in general conversation, in informal conversation. It refers to the act of talking, often rubbish, merely to pass time.

It draws its meaning from the drawn out process of chewing fat from a steak, as it is often a pleasurable experience since it tastes amazing, but also takes up time.
"The bus doesn't come for two hours."

"I guess we'll just chew the fat then."
chew the fat by Als fremdsprache February 19, 2012

Chew the baggy

When all the cocaine is gone, the baggy with residue is left. In an act of pure desperation, you chew the baggy to get the last bit.

It can also be used to reference desperately trying to get every last bit of something deemed precious.
We ran out of the white lady at 4am and we fought over who got to chew the baggy.
Chew the baggy by Dr. Meznik October 25, 2016