The 911

When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"

"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

"4 stars raves George Segal"

The 911 by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 11, 2006

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When you have sex in a police car, a fire truck, and an ambulance all in the same night

Me and my girl wanted to try something really crazy, so last night, we did the 911

the 911 by jv4life_13 October 17, 2011

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The 911

A sex positions in which the man has to ram 2 tall New York women and make them both collapse in 5 minutes

Hey you wanna try The 911?

The 911 by End my existance December 21, 2020

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get the 911

To attain the details of a friends drama that is of a personal nature however does not require uniformed service including an ambulance, fire, or PD

I can't talk about your break up right now so I'll get the 911 from ya after work.

get the 911 by KT1970 November 19, 2013

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The 9/11

When you’re with your bois and someone got a boner and you punch that shit and it go limp like the twin tower collapsing

LMAO he just got the 9/11

The 9/11 by Mattortega11 October 3, 2019

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the 9/11

Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12

This requires some help. Blindfold your girl and do her from behind. While she is in the middle of a moan your two friends come out of nowhere and jam their dicks in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her to climax.

"Last night I gave her the old '9/11'

the 9/11 by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005

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The 9/11

When your boyfriend secretly masturbates and just before ejaculating, grabs their partner’s face and yells “HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!” and cums in their mouth.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend 9/11’d me last night”

“I just gave my girlfriend the 9/11 last night”

The 9/11 by FrogDawg June 25, 2023

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