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Texplosion 

An executive way to bring down the twin towers and WTC7 in their footprints with the help of 150 million brain-dead American citizens and a band of assholes who claim Texas as their home.
The Texplosion(s) leading up to a massive clusterfuck on that fateful day will hopefully ring out for years to come, as an example of how NOT to be duped into electing pieces of shit disguised as presidents.
Texplosion by choggie September 2, 2010
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eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Sexplosion 

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.
After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.
Sexplosion by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018

Lord explosion murder 

It’s pretty appropriate for a soon-to-be Hero, worship Katsuki for he is the savior uwu
“What? Lord Explosion Murder was taken by the league of villains? How?!”

Explosion Wednesday 

Every Wednesday a popular Youtuber, WeezyWaiter, makes a video involving many explosions. He's contemplating whether or not to make this a thing.
Clone: Hey, Craig! Can I be in explosion Wednesday?

Craig: No. Get back to the alligator pit. And bring Stoner Michael Phelps with you.

nigga fart cum poop explosion 

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community
"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

explosions 

Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up, and walk away.
explosions by mkablam June 7, 2009