owl or búho (español) - Owls are solitary, nocturnal birds of prey mostly hunting small mammals, insects, and sometimes fish. They have large eyes and ears, sharp hawk-like beak and claws, can turn their heads 180 degrees, and communicate with a hooting "who who" sound.
Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.