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An amazing song by Melanie Martinez,it’s about the challenges of life
Person:what’s your favorite song from Melanie Martinez’s after school?

Other person:test me
When someone named Nathan says "test me" to a situation when they are feeling beaten, overpowered, or insecure of themselves and need a way to try to get back in a defensive way, that doesn't work.
You: "Well you are ugly"
Nathan: "Test Me"
Test Me by LETSGOROCKETSHIPS October 17, 2022

pacer test fitness sucky sucky me 

i find the pacer test fitness sucky sucky me very god.

Test Meat 

That’s some real test meat right there
Test Meat by Manoah13 May 16, 2022

Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
Mein Kampf test by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016

Belly Button Measuring Test 

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.