Tejhol

Tejhol is a smart weird little human who stalks people's life to find out what they do. She's very beautiful and believes that nothing has a limit. Majority of the time a Tejhol is very very short. If you tip her off well that is the worst mistake you will ever make she will lock you off in the blink of an eye. She loves her friends and family and will do anything for them.

Hey where is Tejhol?
She's helping her friend understand Mathematics

Tejhol by Marylal November 18, 2018

Teaholic 

1. A person who drinks excessive amounts of tea everyday. They usually experiences caffeine withdrawal if they have not consumed their regular tea intake that day

2. Katie Kennedy

Teaholic ?
Katie

Teaholic by Katieisateaholic June 8, 2018

teaholic 

Addicted to TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a teaholic

teaholic by Teaholic December 1, 2017

Techolm Syndrome 

Pronounced; Tech-Home Syndrome

Stockholm syndrome;
...is a psychological state in which the victims of a kidnapping, or persons detained against their free will – prisoners – develop a relationship and acceptance of/with their captor(s).

Whereas, Techolm Syndrome is a common state most of us suffer from, where we genuinely do accept, and build up a tolerance for, the faults and unnecessary rituals of our modern technology.

Guy 1: What are you doing with your mobile phone?

Guy 2: Oh, it's a little weird, I have to lick the battery twice and rub the screen against my elbow, otherwise the call won't go through. I'm used to it.

Guy 1: Dude, you have Techolm Syndrome.

Techolm Syndrome by Russell Bishop September 21, 2007

Teshole

A Tesla owner that drives or parks like an A-hole.

“Dang, they parked like a real Teshole!

“Wow, this person is driving like a Teshole.”

Teshole by mcscorp May 13, 2023

Tehology 

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.

"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.

Tehology by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009

techoleper 

one whose use of technology results in its failure; person whom exhibits unusually high failure rate of electronic items

She is such a techoleper - she can cause random failures of almost anything made from technology, just by using it

techoleper by Anoma1y October 17, 2013