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Technician 

Technician:

Tech N9ne himself said "Juggalos Kotton Mouth Kings and Queens Gangbangers Metal Heads the College Kids and everything in between they love when Tech spittin know hes the best rippin blessed this one when all of these titles can = Technician!!"
Crowd of people,

"Together we are, a powerfull force,
as one mind body and soul!
Let no evil enter nor attempt to reduce us because of the beliefs we hold!
And with this love combinded with our strengths we ward off pain and stress!
Technician I am, whole heartedly. In life and in death"

Joe "WTF was that"
Sam "That was just the Technicians saying their pledge"
Joe "Are they about to go do something crazy?"
Sam "No, they are about the only people left on earth doing anything sane" "It might be a little dark and dirty where they are going though. Good luck to them"
Technician by Technician67 November 18, 2011
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Technician 

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.

Technician 

What you call a useless fucking mechanic
Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin.

He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “
Technician by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

Technician 

The plural form of Tesco.
Oh, do you work at Tesco? Yeah, i'm a technician. But do you work at multiple technician? No, just the one in Texas.
Technician by Captainjan December 27, 2019

Technician 

The plural form of Tesco.
So do you work at Tesco? Yeah, I'm a technician. But do you work at like multiple technician? No, just the Tesco in Texas.
Technician by Captainjan December 27, 2019

Technician Elvis 

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.

technician roulette 

The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
technician roulette by mgdu February 22, 2008