Tea Break 

When you take a break from smoking weed.

"Yo, I'm on a tea break, I'm smoking too much bud recently."

Tea Break by lolpeaceandlove2345 February 24, 2015

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

docker's tea break by C February 24, 2004

Dutch Tea Break 

To have a wank at work

"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him."
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"

Dutch Tea Break by Victor of Dagenham January 17, 2008

Monkey Tea Break 

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

Monkey Tea Break by edphooey January 12, 2012

English Breakfast Tea 

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

English Breakfast Tea by Srdjan April 30, 2008

Englsh Breakfast Tea 

CHeryl's favorite tea to have in the morning

Would you like some English breakfast tea??

Englsh Breakfast Tea by Opal December 2, 2004

irish breakfast tea 

Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.

My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.

irish breakfast tea by NunayoBidness February 9, 2015