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Tinkleton 

When you flush the toilet just before you pee and try and race it.
I just took a Tinkleton. I lost though. Turns out i drank too much!
Tinkleton by McJohn November 26, 2009

TinkleTosser 

im touching my TinkleTosser.
TinkleTosser by HEIWAok January 10, 2022

tinkletorium 

Bathroom, toilet anywhere that you can urinate.
I had to wait in line for the tinkletorium at the concert.
tinkletorium by Mr. Morrison April 23, 2007
When a woman's tits sag very far down (almost all the way down to her ankles).
Dirty Mexican- Damn that bitch has some big ass tankles

Chink- That's a bad thing?
Gay Ass Redneck- What are tankles?
Light Skinned Nigga- Stfu and get with the program

Tankietank 

A Tankietank is a rare species of Shower Goblin that enters your bathroom through the toilet. You cannot prepare for this intrusion as you may be in the shower, brushing your teeth or simply in the room next door. You never know when he is going to bubble his way up to the surface. If you suspect you have a Tankietank stalking you look out for the signs of puddles the size of flippers in the places that you have recently been. If you encounter this creature it will most likely be wearing a Snorkel, Flippers, Goggles and have a Mixmaster on its back.

DO NOT: Make any sudden movements.
DO NOT: Attempt to get him back in the toilet - This will anger the creature and provoke an attack.
Jill: *in the shower*
-*gurgling sounds*
Jill:*HOLY SH*T WHAT THE F*CK AHH*
Jill:*gets dragged down toilet by the Tankietank*
Tankietank by Milkmaster123 August 14, 2010

Tinkletwink 

When your taking a leak and eating a Twinkie at the same time
I was eating and I had to take a leak so I had to pull a tinkletwink
Tinkletwink by Kadan and joe July 4, 2018